Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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