shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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