Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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