I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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