Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
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We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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