I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
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