it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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