The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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