It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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