i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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