I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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