Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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