I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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