Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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