My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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