return my video game
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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