How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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