it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I want you more than these girls want KFC
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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