I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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