pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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