Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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