What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
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