This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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