I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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