are you still at the devil's house?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
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Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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