yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
zippers are such a cool invention
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
