I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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