They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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