This is not my ceiling
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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