Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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