You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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