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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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