the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
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Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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