people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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