I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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