There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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