i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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