you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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