I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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