should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I'm having to shit out rocks
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