Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
There's always time for handjobs
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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