I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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