We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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