It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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