weddingsv make me drug and hornr
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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