All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Can Purell be used as lube?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
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Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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