like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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