I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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