People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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