ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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