Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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