I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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