i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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