Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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