I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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