She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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