There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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